Jill and Spam
Jill is the pretty woman, and Spam is the cute little piggy.
Yes, they named him SPAM. No, not for junk mail. Think Hormel. Potted meat products. Chopped and processed till they jiggle. Pickled Pigs Feet. Pork Snouts in Aspic. Head Cheese. I could go on. Chittlins... tripe... crispy... OH NO, it's Charlotte's Web all over again!
