Of course you didn't know, who does? But evey night millions of lost and abused dolls go out from their suburban homes and congregate in the woods and have wild fun based on all the perverse activities their little girl masters taught them.

Where's Ken! We'll get GI Joe to beat him to a pulp and then rape him! Then we'll let GI Joe have his way with US!

FREEEDOM! MATTEL STYLE!
YEEEE HOOOOOOO!