Directing-Traffic
TITLE: Traffic Director
DESCRIPTION: California Baby! Gotta love it! This little ham here thinks he's directing traffic. Oh yah, big man on the street, so important they bolted him there.

Imagine the surprise and dismay when they come and unscrew his plugs to fight some fire and he realizes he's only a goddam FIREHYDRANT!

Oh the shame, the humility. But for now, he believes...